Comments
When visitors leave comments, we collect data to help spam detection and comply with all applicable laws and regulations. If you submit a stupid form, submit something that just doesn’t make sense, or do anything else that is less than our definition of smart or cool, you may be subjected to major shade or worse.
Media
Anything you upload will become our property unless it is provable that it already belongs to somebody else or sometimes we accept payments as cases of beer in order to retain the rights to “your” media.
Contact Forms
If you submit a contact form, we have the right to use the content of your form in order to comply with applicable laws and regulations. We also reserve the sole right to blast you on social media and through any other means should you choose to wreak any havoc on us, our website, or anything else related or connected to us.
Cookies
We may use cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. If you bake the other type of cookies for us, please also bring ice cold milk to the shop for snack time.
Embedded content from other websites
Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.) which may collect your data, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction. We can’t control what other websites do, so don’t even try to hold us accountable for that mess. We’re barely keeping it together while writing up this privacy policy, so just chill.
Analytics
We, and those we affiliate with, may use analytics to gauge usage of our website, tracking tools, and all that crap. Frequently though, we are just way too busy in the shop. Yet if we get a free moment, you are hereby notified that analytics may be used, you don’t get to control it, and we’ll decide how we want to use it.
Your data
We reserve the sole right to share your data with whoever we want, whenever we want, and without notifying you. We also may be obliged to keep your data for administrative, legal, or security purposes. It’s our website. If you don’t like it, don’t visit our website. Harsh, yeah, but it’s reality.
Industry regulatory disclosure requirements and other blah, blah, blah
We have to follow the law. Period.